so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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