Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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