my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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