its not stalking. its research.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize