When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize