Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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