To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i out mim tonsoeep
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