dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Who wears a wallet chain?!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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