i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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