hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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