We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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