I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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