A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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