Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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