I cockslap morals
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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