I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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