Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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