I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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