fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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