I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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