Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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