my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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