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  i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER

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  I'm officially in the Christmas spirit

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this

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• (858): View more from California

  who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing

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