Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?