i only shaved half my leg
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!