i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing