i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
