I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
As shirtless as possible
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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