My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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