I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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