So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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