You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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