I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
