I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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