How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
i out mim tonsoeep
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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