That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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