Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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