So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!