whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.