I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Guys Hate When Girls Do These 29 Cringeworthy Things
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
25 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Wife
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.