Can Purell be used as lube?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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