im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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