3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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