I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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