Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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