Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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