I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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