somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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