of course. lets lasso hookers.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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