Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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