That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
