You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
