I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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