these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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