Do vagina's smell?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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