i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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