Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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