You're so nebulous sometimes
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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