I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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