so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
