i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Someone shit on the floor
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
sex in a hospital.. check
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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