hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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